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		<title>Hillary Clinton (D-Liar)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listed on Humor-Blogs.com 
I almost never do this, because I don&#8217;t take sides, but this story itches me worse than ticks in the nether regions. If you ever want to know the real meaning of dishonest, just have an election.
I originally made a typo (or a Freudian slip) and ended that last sentence with &#8220;just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nothing Worse.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2008 02:50:41 +0000</pubDate>
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My greatest fear has always been the prospect of having some trauma or some injury that turns me stupid. As it stands now, I am no towering intellect; I was once fooled into thinking that The Love Boat was actually the USS Nimitz. Regardless, I am chilled to the bone at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get Some Science, Stupid!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:08:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listed on Humor-Blogs.com 
Thanks to science, you can read this blog, build a particle collider in your yard or watch streaming digital video of David Hasselhoff, drunk off his ass, eating a cheeseburger on the bathroom floor.
Science, ironically, allows for the creation of Wikipedia.
Science is the great provider of the post-Christendom era. Germ theory, industrial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Batman versus the Democrats.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:32:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listed on Humor-Blogs.com 
I didn’t want to write this but in reviewing some of the blogs that I’ve committed against you, I realized that this was sadly inevitable. About ten months ago, I wrote the definitive early assessment of the Republican presidential primary: Batman versus the Republicans.
In looking back at that post, it seems that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Enemy Within.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
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I have an internal organ. Actually, it turns out that I had more of them than I’d thought and at least one of them is broken. Further, despite looking through my wallet and the mass of papers in the kitchen cabinet over the sink, I could not find a warranty for this organ.
Currently, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ream My Meme.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 02:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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Normally ignoring the trends of the interwebs with my blog&#8230;other than, you know, having a blog in the first place&#8230;I long ago swore that I would never do a meme.
Or a mime, but that went out the window in university.
I have an foolishly long list of blogs that I visit and atop that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Hampshire: Not Important Very Often.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
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I’ve been watching American Presidential elections with the single mindedness of three-pouch-a-day Tang addict since 1992. In that time, I have become really, really tired of New Frikkin’ Hampshire. Seriously – the Granite State primaries can drink plumbing seepage as far as this impartial and aloof commentator is concerned.
Plumbing seepage with a skin [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mitt Romney Destroys America!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
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This is almost something I never do – I’m going to write about something that happened today. I know how you feel…I was surprised too.
Consider it an early Christmas present. Or consider it a pre-Triassic mammal that looks like a hamster but has a really impressive name like verymightyandvirilehampsteradon.
It’s really up to you.
Mitt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Writers Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 03:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Unlike most of you, I am not a TV writer. As such, I was appalled and surprised to find that many of the fine people who write the scripts for shows that I do not watch are no longer working.
Why are they not working? Because of The Man, that&#8217;s why.
The Man, in short [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Watched It, Now You Read It.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
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I’ve again spent a Sunday watching Meet the Press and This Week – but I’m okay, thanks for asking. I did not watch Face the Nation since I live in constant fear of Bob Schieffer telling his story about how he dated Lee Harvey Oswald’s mom.
In an ongoing an attempt to drive me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sinister Sunday.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:10:03 +0000</pubDate>
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Unlike most of you, I don’t have that much in common with god. I have never impregnated a carpenter’s wife by remote control. You want loaves and fishes? Get your own. I’ve also never leveled a city because I didn’t like the way some of the folks get jiggy. But like The Jeebus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Long Arm of the Blog.</title>
		<link>http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/10/18/the-long-arm-of-the-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 02:17:32 +0000</pubDate>
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The universe needs order. For instance, gravity is pretty keen and you don’t want to try to get by without it. But when’s the last time you thanked the force that keeps you from stepping out of your car and straight into Low Earth Orbit? Yeah, that’s what I thought, you inconsiderate cretin. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;ll Never Read This.</title>
		<link>http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/09/26/youll-never-read-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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There’s great sanctity for free speech in my house. Well, at least in my house when I’m alone because the lovely and erudite Mrs. Sinister has a long list of things I can’t say in front of the kids. Oddly, many of the prohibited phrases have her as their subject.
But barring this, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sinister Sunday.</title>
		<link>http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/09/16/the-sinister-sunday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 23:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
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A day late, but still in time for titular alliteration (that sounds naughty…) welcome to the Sinister Saturday: The Special Sinister Sunday Edition!!! Man, I suck…really, I’m just awful.
As always – and now in its monumental second week – I will do a quick roll through the news that I liked, but did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everybody Sucks.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 02:13:57 +0000</pubDate>
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This is not a very funny week. For a news and politics humorist, the last few days have been hideous and awful like a bout of intestinal worms; big ones, too. I’m talking about big intestinal worms that have sharp, biting teeth and the face of Don Rickles. I feel like Michael Vick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Sinister Saturday</title>
		<link>http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/09/08/the-sinister-saturday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 15:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
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Like many of my colleagues at humor-blogs.com, I’ve decided to flag down the week’s blogs I noticed and unlike many of them, I’ve also gathered news items that I took note of, but couldn’t muster the brain wattage to write a full post on. If I don’t get to you, don’t assume that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bathroom Sex: A Family Value.</title>
		<link>http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/09/06/bathroom-sex-a-family-value/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 16:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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 If you must have bathroom sex with a perfect stranger, try to do it in a private residence, secluded hotel or the screening of any Nicole Kidman film. Thus hidden, you know that your privacy is ensured. Unlike most of you, I have never had a sexual encounter with a United States [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want to Fight Peggy Noonan.</title>
		<link>http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/08/30/i-want-to-fight-peggy-noonan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 14:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Here’s my recipe for writing a weekly (ha!) blog; ignore, ignore, and then frantically try to come up with a subject in my vain hope of posting every seven days. Last night, when I was reduced to looking through the contents of my kitchen for an idea, I remembered that I had made [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Love Whisky.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
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David Letterman, the elder statesman of talk show hosts rightly pointed out, &#8220;There isn&#8217;t a man, woman or child alive who doesn&#8217;t enjoy a tasty beverage.&#8221;

This throwaway line is only used to give a tiny laugh while Dave drinks coffee at his desk, but it does note our universal need for hydration – [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lights, Camera, Genuine Rage!</title>
		<link>http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/08/02/lights-camera-genuine-rage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 15:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
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Sometimes fake is just as good as real. Splenda works pretty well. Turkey bacon isn’t *that* bad. Women faking orgasms is an unmitigated act of kindness – thanks to all of you. Even tubes of wax that pose as headache remedies can’t actually hurt you, unless you tried to swallow it whole like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Circle of Life Sucks, But Today, Not So Much.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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As with all change, the balance of the cosmos is ethereal yet unshakeable. Constant yet illusory.
Ignore that first nonsense, I just wanted to try writing like Robert Jordan. Moving on…
In yet another sign that the terrorist have already won, the great Weekly World News will cease publication of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Ass and a Hole in the Ground.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2007 19:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
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I was going to say that I hate using the word ‘stupid’ but we all know that’s not true. I really like using the word but I really hate how people react when I do. They tell me that I’m being mean; they tell me that I’m not allowing for some cultural perspective [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Worst Blog Evar!1!</title>
		<link>http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/05/worst-blog-evar1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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In a surprising act of slow, deliberate and well-scheduled process this blog has been reviewed. For several months, I’ve been a member of Humor-blogs.com. Next to the Senate of the Roman Republic and the original cast of The Wiggles, there is no finer assembly of people ever to have lived. Seriously…many of them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hump(s) Like a Snow Hill</title>
		<link>http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/06/11/humps-like-a-snow-hill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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No, I’m not writing about high-minded, wintry porn devoted to the literary works of Melville – but I should, of course. Instead, I’m writing about an event that has almost as much fake love; the pre, pre, pre-primary season of the 2008 American presidential election.
Although, like a lot of porn, the Democratic side [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I See Paris, I See France.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2007 19:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
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From high atop my perch here at The Sinister Tower, I see many things. Generally, I ignore most of what I see, preferring instead to return to the confines of my Mixology Research Center where I frustrate the staff by refusing to put anything in my Scotch. But not this week, Jim.
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