4 November , 2008...9:32 pm

The Sinister Decision – 830PM

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829PM EST

Looks like I might not be at this as long as I thought. That’s not bad, though – there’s a marathon of Power Rangers that I’ve been meaning to catch.

Joe Scarborough, and his big mallowy head has just enunciated a huge list of states that McCain must win in order to get to 270 electoral votes. Let’s be clear, he can’t drop even one of them.

And it was a long damn list.

In far more ridiculous news, CNN is now claiming to have holographic correspondents.

Yes, Jim, you read that right – holograms.

Holograms.

Holograms on CNN.hologram

Holograms.

I would like to officially apologize to MSNBC for calling their use of CG redundant and silly. I can buy a facade of columns. I can accept a field of three-dimensional states floating magically behind the head of Lester Holt.

I can live with that.

But holograms – well, that’s just stupid.

More numbers as they come. But be warned, as much fun as this has been for the three people who have read it – when this is called, I’m going drinking.

Although I really hope that Sarah Palin has to make a concession speech.

Hold on – Arkansas is closed and there’s no way I’m cutting out on Arkansas.

Oh wait, yes there is – Elizabeth Dole lost her Senate seat. Har Har!

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