607pm Eastern Time
Indiana and Kentucky have closed and we don’t know a damn thing. Democracy sucks and I’m moving back to Russia.
I’m watching this on MSNBC (Rachel Maddow is my half-sister) and looking at the web returns on CNN since it more or less guarantees that I won’t have to hear Anderson Cooper. Chris Matthews spits when he talks…this is awful.
I know exactly two things:
1. Everybody who doesn’t have a shaft of rebar through their skull knows that Obama is going to win in fat, large fashion. He’s going to win like porn stars have sex. He is going to win so big that the verb “win” will be changed to “damn! Barack!”
2. Don’t bet on it, Jim.
Everyone seems to think that the apparently high voter turnout is good for McCain, unless it happens to be good for Obama. The youth vote will break heavily for the Democrats unless they don’t bother to show up at all. Seniors in Florida will vote overwhelmingly for McCain, unless their are Jewish, in which case they will vote along traditional party lines and turn our for Obama.
Seriously? Two years of constant nattering, analysis and editorials and we can’t smell the cooking yet? When the machines take over, Skynet will have this stuff charted out months ahead of time.
Be back in 30 or less…
