634p Eastern Time
Keith Olbermann keeps saying stupid things like “according to the actuary tables of history…”.
In Canada, a CBC goon will slap you like a red-headed stepchild for saying something so pointless and bilious. You may spew rhetorical nonsense, but you must at least understand your own pomp.
We still don’t know anything for sure, but there is a hypothetical discussion about what a history making night this will be seen as after Obama wins.
That seems odd – but, as we know, the mainstream media has rigged this thing six ways from Sunday. Between them, the Templars and the Commissioner of the NFL, this baby was wrapped up in March.
It turns out that even thought two states have closed and I’m already uttering Jack Daniels burps, these two states won’t report until the east coast polls close at 7pm.
At 7pm, Virginia, Florida, South Carolina and Georgia all report as well as the parts of Indiana and Kentucky stacked to the ceiling with drooling pinheads who apparently couldn’t vote by 6.
The Panhandle in Florida doesn’t report for an hour, but the big part that I suddenly like will bust open like a rotten mango on time and under budget.
I hate the right to vote.



1 Comment
4 November , 2008 at 7:55 pm
Wait one ding dang dong minute. Since when must one understand one’s own pomp? IF that’s true, I’m so screwed…