Comments on: Your Ass and a Hole in the Ground. http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/ Inspired by the Self-Evident Truth That I am Invariably Corrrect Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:28:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU By: MC http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1019 MC Tue, 24 Jul 2007 20:50:53 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1019 Enron impregnated my dog and Pepsico kicked my mother down the stairs. As individuals, them corporations are sick, sick bastards. Enron impregnated my dog and Pepsico kicked my mother down the stairs.

As individuals, them corporations are sick, sick bastards.

]]> By: SinisterDan http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1017 SinisterDan Tue, 24 Jul 2007 13:49:01 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1017 <i><b>"I always thought that the reason people have that intense dislike of how much corps are making was due to the fact that *while* they were making those hideous amounts of money ubercorps were pretty much rogering the complaintants..."</b></i> This would lead us down the road to 'business ethics', a term that makes as much sense as 'rectal sunglasses'. <i><b>"I’ll get back to ignoring the subtext as per your demands.</b></i> Much obliged, Marshall. “I always thought that the reason people have that intense dislike of how much corps are making was due to the fact that *while* they were making those hideous amounts of money ubercorps were pretty much rogering the complaintants…”

This would lead us down the road to ‘business ethics’, a term that makes as much sense as ‘rectal sunglasses’.

“I’ll get back to ignoring the subtext as per your demands.
Much obliged, Marshall.

]]> By: Dick Masterson http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1013 Dick Masterson Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:11:32 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1013 "...65% of Americans agree with the idea that...corporations make too much profit..." But who has time to sit around answering surveys all day? Men are out putting food on the table and video games on the tube. -Dick “…65% of Americans agree with the idea that…corporations make too much profit…”

But who has time to sit around answering surveys all day? Men are out putting food on the table and video games on the tube.

-Dick

]]> By: Grondzilla http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1012 Grondzilla Tue, 24 Jul 2007 04:02:45 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1012 Thanks for the clarification. I always thought that the reason people have that intense dislike of how much corps are making was due to the fact that *while* they were making those hideous amounts of money ubercorps were pretty much rogering the complaintants in every way possible. I don't hate the 'Free Market System', I just hate the fact that its existence is complete and utter bullshit. I know, I know...yur all about the chortles. I'll get back to ignoring the subtext as per your demands. Thanks for the clarification. I always thought that the reason people have that intense dislike of how much corps are making was due to the fact that *while* they were making those hideous amounts of money ubercorps were pretty much rogering the complaintants in every way possible. I don’t hate the ‘Free Market System’, I just hate the fact that its existence is complete and utter bullshit. I know, I know…yur all about the chortles. I’ll get back to ignoring the subtext as per your demands.

]]> By: QofD http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1005 QofD Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:18:55 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-1005 Maybe American business just needs Extreme Makeover: Corporate Edition. They can pretend to really care about people and publicly hand over millions while going about their business behind the scenes doing silly things like, oh I don't know... powering our economy. Maybe American business just needs Extreme Makeover: Corporate Edition. They can pretend to really care about people and publicly hand over millions while going about their business behind the scenes doing silly things like, oh I don’t know… powering our economy.

]]> By: SinisterDan http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-979 SinisterDan Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:59:21 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-979 Diesel, I need to insist that you don't attach consequences or serious analysis to my humor. I don't want the thin veneer of "intelligent humor" to be torn away to reveal a web page full of nothing but random sentences. Because as we all know, the medium is the message. See how I just did that? Diesel, I need to insist that you don’t attach consequences or serious analysis to my humor.

I don’t want the thin veneer of “intelligent humor” to be torn away to reveal a web page full of nothing but random sentences.

Because as we all know, the medium is the message.

See how I just did that?

]]> By: Diesel http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-972 Diesel Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:16:15 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-972 So American business needs to be strong, but not <i>too</i> strong. Got it. I like the news stories that talk about the widening gap between the rich and the poor. Not that it's not a real problem, but you know, if you were to magically double everyone's income tomorrow, guess what would happen? So American business needs to be strong, but not too strong. Got it.

I like the news stories that talk about the widening gap between the rich and the poor. Not that it’s not a real problem, but you know, if you were to magically double everyone’s income tomorrow, guess what would happen?

]]> By: Comedy Blog http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-971 Comedy Blog Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:32:29 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-971 "Holy crap! This is one of the funniest things I’ve read on WordPress in… Oh, who cares how long. Awesome." That is the funniest thing i’ve ever read. “Holy crap! This is one of the funniest things I’ve read on WordPress in… Oh, who cares how long. Awesome.”

That is the funniest thing i’ve ever read.

]]> By: Friday Blog Linking - The Weeks Best Must Read Posts #4 — Passionate America http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-969 Friday Blog Linking - The Weeks Best Must Read Posts #4 — Passionate America Fri, 20 Jul 2007 23:50:02 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-969 [...] Humor → Your Ass and a Hole in the Ground. [...] [...] Humor → Your Ass and a Hole in the Ground. [...]

]]> By: Brian http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-965 Brian Fri, 20 Jul 2007 20:52:06 +0000 http://sinisterdan.wordpress.com/2007/07/20/your-ass-and-a-hole-in-the-ground/#comment-965 Holy crap! This is one of the funniest things I've read on WordPress in... Oh, who cares how long. Awesome. Sorry, I can't help you out with #4. I'm Brian, not Bryant and that's about as close as I get to being that guy. I have another fact for you: 100% of Brians in my office think I make too little money and would love to steal some from the people have earned it if we could figure out a way to do it legally. Holy crap! This is one of the funniest things I’ve read on WordPress in… Oh, who cares how long. Awesome.

Sorry, I can’t help you out with #4. I’m Brian, not Bryant and that’s about as close as I get to being that guy.

I have another fact for you: 100% of Brians in my office think I make too little money and would love to steal some from the people have earned it if we could figure out a way to do it legally.

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